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Editor's Note 13: Cosmic Contest Curious Conundrums

24 posts · 933 views · started 2017-12-28 17:59 UTC
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Jeysie
2017-12-28 17:59 UTC
#1

In which you can find out all the answers to your burning Cosmic Contest questions (as well as next month's schedule).

I'd like to state for the record that I absolutely approve of being biased towards Baron Blade, I would like to note.

(Sorry if I hath stepped on anyone's toes, but I was perplexed by the strange absence of thread about editors notage and felt I may as well attempt to rectify the situation.)

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Rabit
2017-12-28 18:26 UTC
#2

No toes are stepped on – first post, first pinned!  :sunglasses:

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Powerhound_2000
2017-12-28 18:36 UTC
#3

Hmm my question about how Baron Blade escaped the Realm of Discord was skipped.  

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The_Burning_Stickman
2017-12-28 18:42 UTC
#4

I asked about whether there were any meaningful interactions in the losers' room, but it sounds like there wasn't enough to be worth answering the question. Ah well.

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Powerhound_2000
2017-12-28 18:49 UTC
#5

Got answered later on by the letter of the Cosmic Contest bracket winner.  

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Jeysie
2017-12-28 18:50 UTC
#6

@Powerhound_2000: Probably they liked that the RL contest winner also asked it.

Edit: And ninja'd by Ninja Powerhound.

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Cult_of_Gloom
2017-12-28 19:13 UTC
#7

We had meant to ask how Gloomweaver was able to weather the storm of more experienced blood mages Biomancer and the Blood Countess here, but was picked apart by Lifeline later.

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Jeysie
2017-12-28 19:26 UTC
#8

I forgot to say that I must dissent with Christopher in that I think Harpy conjuring birds out of her own flesh to do battle actually sounds really hardcore wicked awesome and that this is probably why I shouldn't be allowed to write things ever.

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Christopher
2017-12-28 21:31 UTC
#9

I mean, that does sound wicked awesome... but that's not how her power works.

Now, Biomancer deciding he wants some bird friends...

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Jeysie
2017-12-28 21:53 UTC
#10

That was more in response to the "That's horrifying! Why would you…"

And I'm thinking like, because it's awesome! And I mean, you know, also horrifying. But awesome horrifying. Because creepy things are awesome. Because I'm weird.

And now you make me want Biomancer to have weird fleshy undead bird friends.

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Escher
2017-12-28 22:55 UTC
#11

Since you were talking about possible alternate contest brackets and the overwhelming power that is Progeny, I thought I'd posit a question that a friend and I had been talking about last week.

If Progeny battled Chokepoint, would Chokepoint be able to pretty much tear apart and commandeer Progeny's liquid metal body?  Or does Progeny's form only resemble metal and is actually some form of solidified cosmic power/exotic matter/etc that Chokepoint has no power over?  Or as a third option, is its body actually metal, but it could maintain control despite Chokepoint's efforts?

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The_Burning_Stickman
2017-12-28 22:56 UTC
#12

It does kinda fit with the whole emo-goth aesthetic Lilian was going for

Also, lol'd at Cosmic Contest 2 being, "Haka and ... sometimes Chrono Ranger."

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Nilus
2017-12-29 01:03 UTC
#13

 

I imagine that KNIFE,  The Scholar, Haka, Mainstay and maybe Expat all found the Enclave’s bar. 

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Lord_Flash_Fire
2017-12-29 02:45 UTC
#14

Kay, I’m absolutely sure that the fictional ‘truck with 9 wheels’ that Plague Rat get dragged by in the MistStorm universe means some sort of collab with the Ennead. Christopher was way too intentional with that. What else could the ARG Nines be pointing to? 

Also, Cosm8 is now a thing. Officially headcanoned.

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Ehkrickor
2017-12-29 14:11 UTC
#15

Sounds more like some kind of Coffee maker to me, probably connected to something shady…

 

 

Cosm8! the brand new coffee maker coming to retailers all throughout the Megalopolis area ahead of the national release! Come out & get your, totally not connected in any way to supernatural cosmic threat, coffee maker for a, totally not suspiciously, cheap price! Cosm8! Don't worry about those gaps in your memory, there are more important things, like how awake and alert you feel in the morning on the days you can remember. Cosm8! The best newest coffee maker around! *Cosm8 is not responsible for any nausia, heartburn, idegestion, diarea, pain, sleeplessness, drowsieness, memory loss, false memories gained, itchiness, vomiting, ringworm, halitosis, scoliosis, anxiety, dry heaving, hemmoroids or low home resale value you might experience

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MindWanderer
2017-12-29 23:54 UTC
#16

Disparation reality, in which Proletariat gets attuned to the Mask of the Matriarch and can grow infinite numbers of birds out of himself.  And in that reality, Biomancer gets ahold of Proletariat's OblivAeon shard…

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Blackfang108
2017-12-30 21:18 UTC
#17

I'd read the shit out of that.  You should totally write all the things.

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Jeysie
2017-12-30 21:39 UTC
#18

About 90% of my creative output in my life has fallen under the categories of "disturbing" or "funny but also disturbing".

So generally when I say anything is creepy or disturbing there should be an understood "and that's totally awesome" tacked on the end of it.

So yeah. Conjuring birds out of your flesh? I could go for that. Or ripping off the wings of your enemies and grafting them onto yourself. Or portaling combatants into the Void. It's all good. And by good I mean creepy and disturbing.

P.S. Mind, I also have an equal fondness for things that are sweet, adorable, and/or corny. Reconciling this is left as an exercise for the reader.

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Blackfang108
2017-12-31 15:44 UTC
#19

I repeat: I'd read the shit out of that.

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Arcanist_Lupus
2017-12-31 20:04 UTC
#20

This is nothing.  I stole the idea of the Bad Idea Thread from the Whateley Universe forums, where their Bad Idea Thread is over 1500 posts long and includes such delightful morsels (warning: not for the faint of stomach) as this, this, this, and this.

 

(That last one actually got turned into a pair of characters in a serious story, by the way).

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Jeysie
2017-12-31 20:38 UTC
#21

Mmm, two of those (the second and fourth) are just gratutious, though. IMHO it's boring to be edgy just for the sake of shock value. You have to make it so the horrible thing grants you something one, interesting that two, couldn't be done without the horrible thing.

Also the third is IMHO more simply alien than horrifying. The first is pretty interesting, though. It's basically the difference between psychological horror versus schlock, and I like that Sentinels tends to rely more heavily on the former than the latter. A lot of what's scary in Sentinels is more surreal and unsettling than simply gross or shocking.

Even someone like Biomancer who is gross still relies more on being creepy for his actual scariness; it's not just that he can shape flesh, it's that he can do it to steal who and what you are. Stuff like the Realm of Discord or the Void is unsettling because it's unnatural and eldritch and can bend and twist your state of being. Poor Mr. Fixer's fate is freaky because it's sort of morbidly ironic and defies natural states of being. Etc.

There is particularly a theme of helplessness going on. Spite preys on loners who have nobody they can call for help. It's implied that blood magic users like Hermetic or the Crimson Conductor could simply drain the life force from people without them even knowing it was going to happen until it was too late. The Void can erode you just by getting into contact with you, or weird things can reach out and drag you into it. There's a number of beings like Gloomweaver or The Host that can feed off emotions. It's that removal of agency that makes it frightening, even if the resulting misery technically isn't gory.

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Blackfang108
2017-12-31 22:04 UTC
#22

 

Foot eating thread?

 

 

Nevermind, I don't want to know.

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Arcanist_Lupus
2017-12-31 22:44 UTC
#23

Well, there's a reason that it's the bad ideas thread.   :grin:   (I do appreciate that of the samples provided you like the one I made the most.)

You're definately right though.  The story that focused on Host and Tapeworm was not a horror story, focusing instead on the inherent drama of two siblings having to deal with living in such… close proximity.

Good, because I honestly don't remember.

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Matchstickman
2018-01-02 12:19 UTC
#24

Ow. My toes.

...

I stubbed my toe on all the brackets I dropped.

 

Huzzahs for you for posting while I was not able.