Mordengrad Ministry of Tourism slogan ideas

Inspired by the last Letters Page episode and all the great things Adam and Christopher said about the glorious nation,  I decided to put together some ideas for Mordengrad's tourism slogans. 

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Mordengrad: Everything you Need under the Moon

A Baron wasteland of industrial might!

Those are awesome

And that goat sure is a popular figure

The goat is honestly the best part of Mordengrad.

All just assume you’re kidding.

@TakeWalker: See now I'm wondering if you mean the goat is just that awesome, or if the rest of Mordengrad is just that terrible.

Mordengrad isn't that bad,  they have dancings and soup…BOTH!   In your average city state dictatorship, you have to choose one or the other.  Baron Blade is truly the most glorious of leaders! 

Ugh… that's just trolling.

Loving them so far.  I'll add my own...

The will of the people

The strength of the workers

The glory of Morgdengrad

Morgdengrad: City of Soup

Mordengrad:  At least it's not Rook City.

This one wins.

Enjoy your soup, goat is watching.

In Mordengradian history, would you say the goat is the Greatest Of All Time?

Funnily enough, both.

No.

Big Baron is watching you.

"Alright, he wins this round."

-Legacy

I just imagine a really early issue of Legacy that starts with him buying a newspaper from one of those stalls on the street, and then seeing just a flood of tourism flyers for Mordengrad on all the shelves...

Edit: Spelling...

In the podcast, Christopher and Adam described the different parts of the Mordengrad crest but I don't remember seeing that crest before.  Is it available somewhere?

The back of Baron Blade’s solo deck as far as I know.  

I laughed out loud at all of these. Now I want stickers of them. Great job!

The "I danced with the goat!" image really got me.