Community Service for Villains

After they heroes take down the villains, they are sentenced to community service. What sort of community service would be appropriate for each villain?

Something like: "The Matriarch cleans up the floors of the aviary?"

Yep!

Baron Blade teaches a summer school Astronomy class.

I thought about suggesting Spite serving as a DARE officer, but I'm not so sure that's a good idea....

Yeah, letting Spite near people is probably a bad idea.  But Akash'bhuta would probably be good at cleaning up highways and beachs.  

Iron Legacy would work in the F5 gift shop, where he would iron wrinkled legacy shirts.

Ambuscade would be sentenced to play Hide and Seek with Haka's kindergraten class.

Deadline would work as a Forest Ranger or spend his time planting trees everywhere.  

The Dreamer's projections would have to change their appearances to somewhat less freaky ones and go around singing happy songs and producing rainbows and stuff ;).

La Capitan would have to travel around giving the stuff she'd stolen back to the people she'd stolen it from, and then maybe give some pleasure rides to people to the location of their choice anywhere in space-time, like a free holiday.

Citizen Dawn could use her powers to ensure that no barbecue gets rained on for a few weeks or so. She'd probably complain that Ra could easily do that instead but he's not the one being punished for trying to take over the world and stuff ;).

The Wager Master would have to do something really long and tedious and which involves absolutely nothing being left to chance, no possibility of something random happening to alter the outcome or otherwise make things interesting for him.

Kaargra would have to move her arena somewhere it wasn't in anyone's way and then go around cleaning it up with a toothbrush or similar utensil - I'm sure there's plenty of bits of old competitor in there that have got right into the cracks...

Hmm, that's about all I can be arsed to think of for now. Maybe I'll come up with some more later :D.

Kismet would be forced to follow Setback around to undo any damages and do cleanup from the "luck" that he has.  

The Chairman will have to take notes at local town meetings. He will have the title…“Secretary.”

Baron Blade's second offense will require him to work in the burn ward.

The Citizens are made (by Tachyon) to create a research facilitiy on Insula Primalis.

Dawn, Akash, and any others that fit have to make a beach party for the heroes.

Spite works the drugstore- in charge of the soda fountain

Wager Master takes the bets at the races... carefully watched

Seige breaker and cursed acolyte have to...... get along.

Are you mad?!