Ronway's Heroes' Epitaphs

Here lies Haka,

He thought he was immortal,

Ronway didn't.

Here lies Visionary. The only thing she didn't see coming was Ronway.

Here lies Setback. 

Unfortunately he ran into Ronway.

There was no silver lining.

Here Lies Tachyon.

Ronway pushed her limits

A little too far.

Dammnit. That was so close to a haiku.

There, turned it into a Haiku for you

Genius, thank you!

Here Lies Absolute Zero

Now the crispy remains of a hero

Modules Ronway Hated

So Ryan was fated

To play Rome while Ronway played Nero.

Ooooh, I like that one. Sweet reference.

Threads like this are why I wish I could give a thumbs-up here and there on these forums.

(To stay on-topic, an attempt to contribute:)

Here lies Parse.
Perfect analysis of Ronway's strategy lead to an inescapable conclusion.
Ultimately, everything resolves to zero.

Here lies Argent Adept.

The thought of his demise was music to Ronway's ears.

Here lies Guise

He tried to break the fourth wall of Ronway

Here lies NightMist

Ronway lost her necklace

Here lies Unity.

Ronway made her into golems.

Many, many golems.

"Lost."

Here lies Tempest

He commanded storms

He couldn't command Ronway

Here lies Ra, with one thing left to say.

Better to burn out, than to Ronway.

Yeah, I definitely understand that.

But you can always nominate it for an award…

Here would lie Omnitron-X.

If Ronway hadn't wanted some new kitchen utensils.

Here lies The Scholar

He didn't get out of the way of the Ronway.

Here lies Expatriette,

She left her bulletproof vest at home,

Now her Pride and Prejudice hang on Ronway's wall.

Here lies Setback; he tried to dodge, but he jumped the Ronway.

Here lies the poor ChronoRanger
Whom Ronway had put into danger
Though his shots are precise
Ronway does not play nice
And now Death is no longer a stranger.

Here lies K.N.Y.F.E.

Ronway prefers a spork.

Here lies Tyler Vance.

A man of many fine qualities.

Indestructible was not one of them.

Here lies Legacy

Both Young and Old

Ronway left 'em both

Out in the cold

Here lies noble Sky-Scraper.

The victim of Ronway's last caper.

She grew big and small

but was destined to fall

Once Ronway decided to scrapper.

Here lies Hugh, not Nigel

Ronway thought he was the other

But it turned out to be his brother

Here lies The Dreamer.

Ronway wanted to stop the nightmares, so she can finally Rest in Peace.

Here lies Expatriette.

She was called Patriette before Ronway got to her.

Beautiful plumage.

Have you tried taking her to the fjords?

Here lies the Wraith

Ronway didn't give her a ghost of a chance when he took away her toys.

Here does not quite lie the eternal Haka, Ronway’s guidance made the final wasteland not si forgiving