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Pydro
2014-08-11 23:03 UTC
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It's election year again, and I think it is our duty to send someone we trust to Washington. Right now, I think I will vote for Grahame Pike. I think he can get things done.
VOTE FOR PIKE!
It's election year again, and I think it is our duty to send someone we trust to Washington. Right now, I think I will vote for Grahame Pike. I think he can get things done.
VOTE FOR PIKE!
I'm voting for Cursed Acolyte.
I like Pike. You like Pike. Everyone likes Pike
Vote for Pike! He is immune to damage from the environment.
I will also vote for Cursed Acoylte but as I'm not a US resident my vote doesn't count.
I'm changing my vote to King! Long live King!
We will all be dissapointed when the only name on the ballot is:
Paul Parsons - Emperor for Life (Iron Legacy Party)
The vote will even be conveniently filled in for us!
I vote for Setback! It's time for the middle class to catch a (plucky) break!
Proletariat!
When you elect the people, you elect ALL of the people!
Reckon it’s time for a candidate with a history of legitimate law enforcement.
Reckon it’s time for a candidate who is tough on crime.
Reckon it’s time for a candidate who collects.
Vote Jim.
Reckon it’s time.
Myself, I'll be voting for ExPatriette. A candidate who will finally support the right of citizens to marry their guns.
Elections? Democracy? That's for the weak!!
The strong will take their rightful place ruling over the weak.
The Citizens will RISE!!!
Vote Omnitron or be destroyed!!! Unless it's Omnitron-X, then you are safe.
Omnitron-X could never be a politician, it has empathy.