Traditions

I would like to post a short story that will hopefully make a few people laugh!

It is a tradition in PA District III wrestling to dye one's hair for districts. Not everyone does it and some go all out. I didn't go my sophmore year and tore my acl my junior year. So senior year I qualify for districts with a very nice placing and decide to go for it. I decide to dye my hair dark red. Bad idea, horrible idea. Purchasing the dye, my mom comes home with a bottle of "maniac red" hair dye. I did not read the label; neither did my mom. We bleach my black hair and start using the dye. While the die sinks in it looks bright pink. When it is all finished my hair is a nice light pink. So I will be going to districts, looking tough as always, with my bright pink hair. How did it all go so wrong? I don't know but what I do know is that nothing can stop me now!

Don't let anyone know it's an accident.

Yeah, just OWN it.

Wear a pink shirt to go with it.

Or just go all out with the 90s' X-Men look

http://ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/x-men-marrow.jpg

Pink polo? I have one of those. This pink hair was not on accident. It was meant to come out like this!

Don't forget to pop the collar... and wear white rimmed sunglasses and a fake tan. 

Pics or it didn't happen. 

When I have time I will upload a picture! I'll take it in my pink polo. Also, fake tan is not needed I have a nice year round tan.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Nicely done. Try some applesauce.

Applesauce?

Constipation face.

HAHAHAHAHA ohhh that was a quality comment!