Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation!

Welcome to the Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation!
This was a fun little forum game that I first heard about on the Kingdom Hearts TCG Forums.

How it works is that one poster makes a wish, the second poster grants and corrupts it, and then wishes for something themselves!

Example:
Poster 1 - I wish that I had a million dollars!
Poster 2 - Granted, but it is all shredded! I wish I could live forever!
Poster 3 - Granted, but you are forever paralysed!

And so on and so forth.
I’ll start,

I wish I had enough money to pledge to become a playtester!

Congratulations, you have enough money to be a playtester… of the new hobo themed Monopoly

I wish I could think of a wish

Granted. Now you can’t stop thinking of wishes.

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Here you go. Look until you can see no more

I wish to have a cooler signature text.

Granted, but now your signature has reached a internal temperature of absolute zero and must be left in a cyrogenic chamber until further notice.

I wish I had the determination to make my own board game.

Poof, now that you no longer play any other games, you have all the time you need to make your own game.

I wish I was independently wealthy, so I could focus on my personal projects.

Congratulations! You are independently wealthy but you earned all your money through human trafficking.

I wish my copy of Mage Knight the Board Game would arrive.

Granted. It has arrived… as Mage Knight: Boy Band Fever Edition.

I wish to be perfect.

Granted. You are perfect and no one can stand to be around you, so you now have no friends.

I wish I had unlimited garlic rosemary chips.

Granted, but now your breath is keeping everyone away.

I wish I had more time to get things done!

Granted, but now you have less time to do things you enjoy.

I wish I was a little bar of soap.

Granted you a little bar of soap… In a prison shower.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, and now your wish wishing for wishes wishes for wishes infinitely causing the universe to end with a stack overflow.

I wish I were more creative.

Granted, you are more creative with flower arranging.

I wish I had enough time to finish all the projects that need to be done by GenCon.

Granted, GenCon is canceled so you have all the time in the world

I wish that I was Dovahkin

Granted, but since the don’t exist you disappear from existance.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but now you can only teleport into a scene from the movie “Howard the Duck.”

I wish I weren’t so tired.

Granted, but you’re stuck in the OdinSleep and miss out on all your obligations for the next month.

I wish I could get my name on the cover of a book.

Granted, your name is changed to Mr Encyclopaedia.

I wish I could get some of the ideas in my head down into a mod for an RPG

Granted, your ideas will be available in the “My Little Bronie” mod for the Teletubbies RPG.

I wish I could find true love.

Granted, here’s a puppy.

I wish I had a better job.

Granted. You now place bets for other people as a living.

I wish I didn’t make so many witty puns.

Granted, but now you rely heavily on slapstick humor.

I wish shipping was cheaper.

Granted, but you now live in a warehouse.

I wish I could work from home all the time.

Granted, you’re not allowed to leave the office anymore, but they were kind enough to furnish a sleeping bag and travel pillow.

I wish I could see The Avengers sooner.

Granted, enjoy watching the 1998 film “The Avengers” starring Sean Connery and Uma Thurman.

I wish I did art faster.

Granted, bow you can do art at the speed of light, unfortunately it appears to only be light to all that see it.

I wish that writing an RPG was simpler.

Granted. Your keyboard has shifted so “an RPG” is one button.

I wish I were better at programming.

Granted you are better at programming the VCR so the clock stops flashing.

I wish that people would be nicer and friendlier.

Granted, but you are meaner and nastier to people.

I wish that I am able to get that promotion at my job.

Granted but you are promoted to unemployment.

I wish that Marvel Comics The Avengers wasn’t as awesome as it was so I wouldn’t have to go see it a bunch more times.

Granted. You still pay to see it but your IMAX glasses are all black out so you can’t actually see anything.

I wish I had had a part in the Avengers Movie (Yes, I have also just come back from seeing it, go see it now!)

Granted. You had the role of Hulk’s pants.

I wish I were enjoying work today.

Granted, you are now enjoying work because you are hiigh on drugs. Plus there will be a suprise drug screening.

I wish i’ve seen the new Avengers movie.

Granted. It doesn’t live up to the hype.

I wish I were in better shape.

Granted, you are now an octagon.

I wish I could solve Sudoku puzzles faster

Granted. You do them so fast that you no longer enjoy them.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

Granted.

I wish the box office gross for Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World was more than that of Vampires Suck.

Granted, there was black sludge in the box office’s for Scott Pilgrim. Gross!

I wish twitter and facebook went away.

Granted, everyone reactivates their myspace account.

I wish I could marry a woman not matter what is wrong with her and she has lots of money that she would leave me everything in her will.

Granted, but as it turns out, she’s a highlander, Connie McCloud of the clan McCloud, so she outlives you.

I wish Felicia Day would fall madly in love with me and ask me to marry her.

Granted, but she’s actually a Terminator bot from the future sent here to kill you.

I wish I was getting a paycheck for my new job before the end of the month so we could afford to pay the bills AND eat something other than rice and pasta.

Granted, you have now paid the bills, but for your entire neighborhood, you also can eat rice, paste, and spam.

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.

Granted. Now your heart flies with Dragons in a land apart from your body.

I wish that Portal 2 would finish downloading (No, I have not played it before, I only bought the Portal multipack on Sunday).

Granted but it updates forever tying up all bandwith

I wish that I didn’t have to work my last week of school.

Granted! You have been fired!

I wish I didn’t have this nasty cold bug

Granted! Now you have a even worse fever!

I wish I had some chocolate.