This topic is unimportant

I've started 333 topics!

Dang it. 334

Wow. This is a flashback to the old days on the original forums… 

Wow, that’s a huge number of topics!

How many of those topics have been on topic though?

This is all very important. And very very relevant. I meant irreverant. Whatever.

When he started them? 100%

Because the first post is always on topic – it's defining the topic. 

Now how many stayed on topic…? 

I don't know what's going on but I like it.

We’re all pretending.

Sheesh, this off topic thread has gone off topic. I demand a thread split. And a quote ziggurat. And a pony. And a swivel chair ride around the office. And a Mastodon wearing a t-shirt that says “I’m all thumbs up for evolution!”

And a load of obligatory train puns. Don't forget the train puns! How better to derail a thread? ;)

Just look at all these puns, diesel derail this thread for sure.

I was half pointing out something that seemed cool to me – an unusual, interesting number of topics (333) and half making a joke – I had 333 topics created, but by creating a new one to tell you all about it, I ended up with a different, less interesting number of topics (334).