Inspired by the tangent in this thread.
Welcome to the big Sentinels fan boardinghouse! What sort of furniture/decorations have you put in your room, who do you want to have as your roommate (if you so choose to have one), and what clubs/factions are you joining? Please use the community room bulletin corkboard for all notices, important or otherwise.
Not sure where I'm boarding or what kind of furniture I have, but I'm definitly the president of The 'Dark Watch Setback is a better promo card than you think it is' Club.
I'm heading up the "Precious Adorable People Who Must Be Protected (But Let's Face It Can Probably Take Care of Themselves)" fanclub, namely, Unity, Setback, Idealist, Sky-Scraper, Citizen Spring, and Muse.
Uh, would someone be willing to unlock my door for me?
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Anyone?
...
*sigh*
Why would you need to use a door?
Mind telling when your next meeting is? I’d love to come to one to hear your point of view.
Also, the dorm I live in is the one on the end of the right hallway. The one with the costume generator inside. Come and visit. I may not have a roommate yet because they’re ‘waiting for someone around my age to pair with me’, but Donner’s good company for being in the room next to mine, and Sonvar can really throw a party.
(Feel free to deny any of what I said and change it to what you want, people that I mentioned.)
Wakes up from underneath pile of thread and newspaper clippings
Wanders across house blearily
Unlocks door
Sorry, thought it was only every other Tuesday.
Wanders away hoping the Tachyon re-enacters haven't stolen the coffee machine again "FOR SCIENCE!"
Stupid portal-dampening tech in here… 
Woohoo!!! 
Huh. Someone left this door unlocked.
*locks door*
Im definitely the president of the "cover every inch of the room with setback memorabilia to the point where my avatar is setback on all the forums I've ever been on" club
Umm… I'm not that invested, but Setback is my gaming Google account avatar. I will take a poster though. My room needs more decoration.
sigh
Knew I should have added that I left the room.
Stupid posting from phone…
The coffee pot will always be on in my room, so feel free to come on by and grab some any time.
Thanks dprcooke, *grabs large cup of coffee*
So, anyone know what the eldritch smoke and screams of the damned coming from the basement were about last night? I thought most of the new people were massive Setback fans, not cultists... and I don't really remeber a basement before
I'm part of the Absolute Zero and Tachyon book club!
Don't mind the smoke and screams, I think Adam was just unpacking.
I think he had Wager Master set up the room, judging by the size of it.
Also the Mad Scientists Laboratory I helped set up is down there, don't forget. It was the best place to try to contain the inevitable explosions and chemical/biological eminations. Please remember to always wear protective gear when using those facilities, and make sure to use the nice hand sanitizer provided at the bottom of the stairs before coming back up, particularly for meals.
We have a book club!! I shall have to find my List.
runs back to room, pushes aside notes on origin of Spite drugs, digs through old Host theories, and is eventually lost amongst the ramblings of Zhu Long's true purpose and how it relates to everyone including us
My room has two sides covered in Setback memorabelia, one wall with Freedom Five, Unity, and Beacon, and the last wall has Omnitron-X, Dark Watch, and Sky Scraper. Probably one of the Setback walls is also covered in shelves of games.
Guys! Whatever you do don't tell Adam and Christopher I snuck a shmeen shmantern power battery in. I need it. Also sorry about performing occult summons in the basement last night. I needed to borrow some sugar.
And the answer is yes, I do borrow sugar from gloomweaver. Why would I not?
Also I would like to join the book club please.
First book they are reading is the Necronomicon.
I thought the basement was being used for using Gloomy's (SUGAR! YES PLEASE! goddamnit, i cant get it stuck out of my head) protection against Biomancer clones.
Oh, that was the OTHER basement? Ohhh. That makes sense. Alright. I get it. Okay.
Also, whoever has the room that had the cookies in them, I'm sorry, but I ate the ones on the counter. They were so good though. Not the ones on the table, just the one's on the counter.
Someone had cookies!?
Oh no, I totally put both the Mad Scientists Laboratory and the Cult's... lair?, in the same basement. That way either everyone figures out how to get along or the resulting carnage is relatively contained; either way the maintenance staff has a much easier time of it.
*gives a satisfied smile and makes a check on the relevant item of the to-do list on her clipboard*
*Pops head out of room while tying off another piece of Conspiracy Thread tm*
You remembered to tell the maintenance guys to stay out of my room right? It's all highly organized and I don't want an incident like last time.
OH, and is it edition 1 of the Necromonicon or is it edition 4?
It's the newly revived edition.
I'll give the maintenance guys the heads-up. Also, I'm joining the book club too.
I like book clubs, I would like to join that and suggest Gulliver' s Travels .Many people only read the first two parts as kids, now is the time to really delve into Swift' s Magnus plus.
I don't have a copy of the necromicon or however you spell it. I do however have a copy of the Eldritch Beastiary Frim Beyond if that helps make up for it.
*smashing and cursing sounds coming from my room*
If I can just get to the anti-portal tech...
*more smashing and cursing sounds...*
I can get cookies.
Huh. What's this switch labeled Ant*-Portal do?
*flicks switch*
I summon all the Ants!
...
Nothing?
*flicks switch again*
Oh well.
*walks off eating a cookie*
*shakes his head* poor poor rabit. Lost in his own house.
Friendly reminder that the maintenance staff will be more than willing to find ways to procure snacks and beverages for dorm residents with restricted mobility requirements if it means averting the necessity of undergoing repairs or cleanup due to inappropriate behaviors caused by nutrient and/or stimulant withdrawal.
Nope. Been locked up too long. But I'll pay them back for the costs. (Just don't ask where the money comes from.)
Gotta say, though: The facilities here are better than The Block! Like, I actually have a bed. Which is good, because that gave me what I needed to tear out the ceiling tiles…
It's just that... well... I'm not too sure about the maintenance staff yet. They look a little... peakish. Also they kinda shuffle around a bit listlessly and spend their time talking about "brains" or "flesh" a lot. Also half of them keep setting off the metal detectors even when they put all their gear in the bucket. It's a little perplexing.
I don't want to be mean to anyone because we should let anyone have a chance to be our wonderful staff so I just gently steer them back on track now and then when they shuffle off too much or try to eat the wrong things, but still, I'd like to take it easy on any really complex operations.
I don't have dormroom. But I have the coziest little den in the woods out back! It's warm and snug, and it's not too close to the swamp.
I knew that buy out was going to cause trouble air quotes and falsetto voice "What do you mean we'll get corrupted, we're eldritch entities from beyond time and space, it's just a text book company FOOLS, you should always heed warnings from those who have fought evil before you."
Pauses with fist dramatically in the sky
…
I'll have the new book by Monday, just need to grab my charge card. sound of hundreds of papers sliding to the floor Next Monday, hopefully by next monday.
*Finishes Bot9 game*
*Leaves room*
*Slides down railing to ground floor*
*Goes to Rabit’s room and unlocks it.*
Not exactly sure where to change the portal rules. Sorry. Hey, at least you’re free though!
*Realizes I’ve been stealing Matchstickman’s gig and goes to apologize*
Who's up for trying to help me out with deciphering the code that was in that obscure comic panel where Kim was writing stuff down?
Pokes head out from hole in ceiling panels
Woohoo! Thanks!
Climbs down and runs to the door
Good thing, too. I think I just destroyed the room's HVAC system. Anti-portal tech must be in the floor…
Aw, now all the eldritch energies are leaking out in your room. Unfortunately we have basically no budget, so we had to resort to some creative measures for structural systems with some slightly jury-rigged inventions and/or rituals with very specific containment procedures and... sigh. All right, I'm sure I can bribe the maintenance staff with a sufficient procurement of... snack material... from other facilities to clean up the mess...
Hey guys! Anyone want cookies from the realm of discord? Gloomweaver made them. The guy is a surprisingly good chef. Oh and there's bagels with void jelly here for anyone who wants them to.
Ooh! Is that the special edition with the human skin cover?
I thought it was the one where the cover was made of pure eldritch Magic.
I'm the guy who was in the dorm for a while, but had to leave to deal with personal matters, but has now returned.
I would describe my room, but I don't know where it is. I don't know where anything is. This place has gotten so much bigger than the last time I was here. If I wander around aimlessly, I'm sure I'll be fine and not pulled into any weird, random shenanigans.
Just make sure you don't let the maintenance staff eat you, don't touch anything that's bubbling, on fire, or glowing strangely in the basement, place all notices important or otherwise on the community corkboard only, and wash the coffee machine out properly before putting it back after you're done with it.
Nobody with a magnifying glass? I'll be in the common room.
*Tosses jffdougan a magnifying glass*
Sorry, I'm bad at code, computers are not my friends. Share your findings though? I've got a section of wall dedicated to Parse... she's slippery, but I'm certain I'll figure out her connections to Magmaria and the 2015 blizzard soon
*Grabs a void jelly bagel, and is surprised when it tastes like thyme*
You know Jeysie, I may have accidentally stumbled upon a small ritual or two that could help with the repairs... I just need three bags of flour and a sprig of holly. It should be perfectly safe to use as well, though, I think there also needs to be a discussion about doors that only unlock from the outside. So... you might want to talk to the landlord.
*takes another bite of void jelly bagel, realizes it looks exactly the same as it did after the first bite*
This is really good by the way, you should try it.
*places note on cork board written in eldritch jibberish* hopefully someone here can read this. If not I'll just translate it into magmarian.
Oh, that sounds splendid. I'm sure we have those supplies on hand, and if we don't, they're wonderfully cheap. Cheap is good. Very good.
The landlord. Yes about that. He is a very very large, tall fellow who is rather quiet and only stops in from other realities occasionally to sort of loom ominously before leaving again. Discussions are a little thin on the ground as a result. I'm sure whatever modifications you need to make, you can consort with our wonderful maintenance staff and handle it.
I don't know... I caught some of the mantience staff smuggling biomancer memrobilia in and talking about how great he is despite our strict no biomancer policy. I think they might be flesh children.
I don't think we have a no-Biomancer policy, do we? Like am I going to have to throw away the Biomancer and fleshchildren figurines I bought? My VotM figurine set would be incomplete then! Aside from the Oblivaeon people, they'll be the only ones I don't have! Can we change it to no actual fleshchildren? (Also, trying to figure out a working dorm plan for this (if that's something you guys would be interested in), so there's that.)
glances at cork board
Wish I could, but my schedule is full on Thursdays, sorry
Well… he may be unhappy with me, because I may or may not have talked to some eldritch beings and used some non-euclidian spatial works to have enough walls. I mean it was only for an additional 52 walls, but if I did something like that he may have been… unimpressed.
Anyways, not important, I'll get started in Rabit's room. Just a few minutes.
begins chanting and drawing lines of flour all over the floor
(That could be a ton of fun, if you could figure it out after all this craziness)
I'm sure it's nothing compared to the craziness you've been dealing with on your cork board.
I think it'll end up looking like the cork board
*finishes eldritch chanting, part of Rabit's room spins 90 degrees, dumping everything everywhere, but placing the hole as a window over the backwoods*
*takes another bite of void jelly bagel*
I don't use cork so much, after you have to rearrange things because some guy decided to rips through the timelines like a jerk enough times, you realize corkboard flakes and needs replacing. I go straight for the walls, though I do use putty rather than damage the arcane skein which allows me, I mean may or may not allow me, to keep the non-euclidian space that my multiple walls that may or may not exist use.
Also, replacing stuff gets expensive.
sounds awesome. Also… One of the maintenance staff just tried to eat me. Couldn't handle my taste sensation. Exploded.
That’s not good. Does anybody here know if the maintenance staff are contagious?
X-metal, let us know if you start feeling any sudden urges to shamble, eat brains, or clean toilets.
Oh I'm sure that won't be a problem. After all, it sounds like you have the extra walls well-contained within the building's overall structure with no major issues. Just try to keep your walls relatively sanitary; it's a bit difficult to clean all that extra surface, you know.
No, no restriction policies on anyone. We are a very friendly and welcoming place, where all we ask is that you generally try to refrain from major felonies because the paperwork involved when that happens, you don't even want to know about the paperwork.
And honestly people, there's no just need to cast aspersions on the poor staff just for being a little unusual. They come from a very nice temp agency which not only offered some very tasty Shirley Temples when I said IPAs just weren't my thing, but they also were willing to bid under our budget which is just splendid because we don't have one.
On the occasion anyone develops any strange urges to clean, I would note that the cleaning supplies can be found in the lefthand closet in the main hallway. Put any unused materials back after you're finished. Thank you.
Still haven't found my room. Some of the Unity fans stole my laptop and electric razor and made a raptor bot from the parts which they used to chase me. Fortunately, it was only the one raptor bot and a conveniently placed broom helped me to destroy it. The broom turned out to belong to a Fixer disciple who thought I was a spy from the organization and tried to challenge me to a game of kung fu tactics. He gathered his forces, and I pointed out to him that I was one man against the world, and that he and his friends were becoming the organization they hated. The existential crisis forced them to withdraw, and I was left alone, confused, and still without a room. Does anyone have a map? I guess I can check the cork board to see if there's any useful information.
Don't worry guys I'll be fine. I'm just gonna take a walk.
*passes Nielzabub in the hallway*
*notices how dirty they are*
eugh! What happened to you?
Lord Flash Fire is working on a map, but if you aren't picky you can always take the room at the end of the salad bar. The last guy who was in there turned it into an garden of some sort. He was a nice fellow, always mumbling about something, and then he left a few years ago "to show them all".
Anyways, everyone whose tried to move in hasn't stayed. Something about it being deadly and they can't believe we eat that stuff. But, it works as a temp room until we can find you a better fit.
I remember that room. I stayed there a while. Perfect for occult summoning rituals. And for the information of everyone: don't eat the food. I may or may not have infected it with occult magic.
Heythere. Sorry for showing up so late. Was waiting for my them to frame my ¿Quando? ¡Ahora! Picture.
I am president of “Why must C&A kill all those so love?” Still haven’t gotten over NightMist smile as she leaves to becoming the gate. Tears. They also left Maria Helena to sift outside of time and space.
While less sad about it, do they gun down Tachy and just let Visionary go out with A whimper.
We cope with our lost by complaining, making up possibilities where they can come back or just denying that it happened when we play the RPG.
*Pulls over Jausie and LFF, since J apparently is the one in charge of the organized chaos and LFF is working on the dorm map. I hold a copy of avaiable dorm rooms list in my hand*
I'll be taking the room on the end of the hall on the top floor. I need to get my stuff out of the damn hall way.
I also need to reserve the highest point in the building indefinitly for... reasons.
*A loud clatter can be heard from the hall, a 'maintinance staff member' about to throw my stuff in the trash*
*Gripping a rolled up newspaper* NO! Bad custodian! Drop it!
Um… the rooms are all on the same level, but… sure. You can have either a C or D room.
(Sorry to spoil most of your fun guys, but this is supposed to end up looking organized after I'm done with the link. There's another link to a Google form at the end of the doc that lets you give feedback and tell me who not to put with you or you you want to be with. Noone except me will see what you answered, and I won't be offended (too much) if you don't want me anywhere near your dorm. And I probably won't be able to please all of you, so I'm sorry if you get stuck with someone you don't particularly like. I'm starting with batch 1 of signups, which ends the 20th, and I'll have a map for you by the first of December!
Iilled put the form. Quick tip: if you do t like eldritch whispers and the occasional demon stopping by DONT REQUEST TO ROOM NEAR ME!!!
Yeah, I'm starting to wonder if this is just becoming a Cult of Gloom fanclub.
(OOC: I'm a little curious what will happen if I make no requests, kind of just randomly thrown together with a bunch of people. Also, I figure I will often be just referencing different parts of the building. Some may be real, others not. I'm perfectly fine with saying something and it ends up not actually existing. I think that's kind of funny and fits with how I've been approaching this whole thing. But, if it ends up getting annoying, let me know and I'll stop.)
*puts down out of character sign* :P
President speedyolrac, good to see your room is finished. But I must ask, by your lack of reference to the Scholar and Ra, have you finally cracked the code to where they really are during the Oblivaeon climax or are you still in severe denial.
I've got a map of leylines to point out the scholar's possible location, but Ra eludes me thanks to Amit and a temporary moritorum on contacting agents of the Underworld.
OOC: I've been going for the "cheerful but beleaguered admin assistant" vibe (helps that's often been my job in real life…), while also looking for ways to avoid having to come up with too many specific details to keep straight for NPCs. Also I like morbid comedy and surreal weirdness in general.
…and also yeah I do like both the Cult of Gloom and Biomancer. >_>;
Does it work as a replacement for a swamp? Or should I really just head down the next block to the real one?
its a great substitute for a swamp. You don't want to use the real one. It's infested with ticks and mosquitos. You'll get malaria.
also: I'm not a cult of gloom member. I'm more like gloom weavers… Superior. Let's go with that.
Done! I do enjoy salad.
Does anyone know who refills the salad bar? Whenever I pass by, all the food is mysteriously replaced. Also, I think one of the plants wants to kill me. Every time I get close to it, it's little leaves try to strangle me. It's adorable.
If you guys couldn't tell, that thing in my earlier post was a link drop .
Oop, there's another one.
I love how body questions the fact that I'm the boss of an eldritch abomination.
*heads back to dprcooke's room for more coffee*
*scribbles down a notation*
By the way Jeysie, did you ever get the full definition of "pets" for this place, I may have... noticed... some more... exoctic... creatures roaming around the roof last night. I'm pretty sure life from that moon is relatively harmless here on Earth, but since they followed someone home they may count under the whole "pet" category, and I don't want to get anyone in any trouble with any body.
Also, I may have had to feed them some of the bathroom towels to get them to stop wailing, so we'll need some replacements.
Oh dear. We try to have an inclusive policy on pets because we understand pets can be as close as family and can provide important companionship. But we're also mindful of allergy issues, and towels are expensive, gosh darn it. Uh, can we possibly feed them something less expensive than towels? I'm open to suggestions.
Also if anyone happens to have guests who are visiting and staying in hotels, or friends who work at a hotel, we'd be open to certain arrangements for procuring more towels. Try to go for the really fluffy ones. And maybe some of those cute little hand soaps, too.
(@LordFlashFire: I'm just assuming I sleep in the back room of the admin office, since I think I'm the only ladyperson in the thread anyway.)
So long as there's no cats. I like breathing.
I'll take one of the rooms near the central area. My door's generally open while I'm awake and here.
My computer's usually on, and my gaming table is sizable. As in, I can change the size on the fly.
I had a large complex planned out. Then, I made a 24-person complex. Today's the deadline, and I currently have 4 submissions.
There isn't a dorm plan.
Sorry.
Carry on.
Save me a seat for any sentinel comics rpg campaigns you run!
*wakes up under a pile of paper and strings*
Helloooo, is anybody still here or did I miss the train again?
reaches out hand to help you up you okay man. Looks like your theory collapsed. You'll have to set the buliten board up all over again.
There were cats. They, uh, ran off. Yeah.
Dang it, I liked that theory. I was even able to connect Kaagra to Queen Beryl. That really changed the tone of Baron Blade destroying the Moon Kingdom
(I'm curious how many people realize what reference this is)
*tacks note onto cork board* maybe I should post the link online instead of in real life where we can't copy and paste.
https://greaterthangames.com/forum/topic/the-official-freedom-five-animated-series-discussion-thread-10906
I do have a Spot for all those who have passed or are no longer with us. Scholar and Ra and another I have missed (Frankly I just made the club to mourn Faye and Maria Helena, but It has since grown). I know that Ra is still around in MistStorm (Blake is dead, along with the Ennad's human host, RPG HYPE) and others may come back (La Comodora has been stated as "We had have for her") but until they return we sad Celebrate their life and mourn there passing.
Side note: I would gladly GM any RPG for the Dorms, but would also really enjoy playing. I did manage to a copy of the RPG, might have went to a swamp and meet people but I got it.
I don't understand this fascination with swamps. They are infested with large insects, and ancient libraries are equally good for contacting that which should not be contacted. Sure, you have to bring your own power source and avoid ancient librarians who know way more than they let on, but you avoid all the bugs.
Those bugs are quarter size OR LARGER, it is not worth it.
They are always full size.
it is perfectly worth it if you require fresh materials from those bugs for your rituals.
The problem with ancient libraries is that librarians are really scary if you make too much noise. Who knew there was so many silent ways to, er, "eject" someone?
Well, 99 ways to silently make people disappear is required reading for all Librarians.
The real trouble is they have all 6 volumes in the catalogue.
You wanna know the perfect place to due eldritch rituals: New Jersey.
I take it you’ve seen the recent Boards Alive Plays video?
If not, check it out. It’s great, hilarious, and there’s so much shade thrown on the Jersey shore.
Also, I might’ve been training my would-be hero prowess and might have been overtaken in comb… well… There’s a much less murderous but 5 times stronger Jack Donovan running rampant on the 4th floor. Can I get some help? And then maybe a recovery period in the medical wing?
hold on. Let me get the freedom five on the phone. I have them on speed dial.
I thought only Tachy was on speed dial?
The fourth floor! But that's where I hid my coffee reserves!
*rushes upstairs with glowing eyes*
FOR THE COFFEE!!!
facepalm
There's a Starbucks accross the street, if you REALLY need coffee.
sigh
I will never understand the romance people have with coffee.
pours glass of Big Hugs
*Is thrown back down the stairs damaging the floor*
But I don't drink Starbucks, and it's way cheaper to buy in bulk and make it myself.
*Charges back up the stairs*
By the way, punching him seems to make him angry.
*sighs and turns off phone*
damn. All I got was hold music. Looks like I'll have to deal with this myself.
*walks upstair*
flashing lights and crashing are seen and heard.
*walks back downstairs*
there. It's taken care of.
Can you connect La Capitan to any Sailors?
So it turns out that one of the weird plants in the room I inherited does have coffee beans, so I'll just give you some homebrew coffee.
Can everyone just calm down now?
I am calm.
*sips tea*
walks down after X-metal, clutching a can of coffee
Thanks Nielzabub, that sounds like a really interesting brew. I'll be glad to try it out.
As for La Capitan sigh that's what brought the whole thing down Theta-Sigma. Chibi-Moon would have had to stolen her Luna Orb from LA Capitan's ship, but I've discovered MAria Helena is not a cat person, so she wouldn't have kept something like that on the ship.
But, I'm sure this next theory will work out. Just need to wait for the photos to finish developing.
yous till use film?
It seems that if you use holy water in the development proccess you can reveal vampires and psychic vampires in the photo.
Plus, my friends digital camera may still be possessed by a cadre of insane demons, who knew SD cards were so roomy?
I think one of the plants in my room just gave birth to another plant. It's basically a venus fly trap with legs, and it ran out the door before I could catch it. So...heads up on that one.
i can do the same thing with my phone.
Like actual size Venus fly-trap or like monster size venus fly trap? It makes it easier to fit the collar if I know what I'm starting with
So, now that the cult of gloom hangs out here should we invite them over to the dorm? I would very much like their help sniffing out the biomancer clones around here.
I wouldn't recommend it. I've seen what they get up to in that swamp of theirs.
so have I. The only really disturbing thing is that they listen to bieber songs while they summon stuff.
has anyone noticed that Christopher and Adam have seemed a bit more… Monotone than usual.
That might've been my fault actually. I found yesterday that the place where I practice my music covers is extremely close to a swamp that was suffering from severe paty wreckage, most notably an impressive collection of downed IPAs. If on Tuesday night's meeting you hear a Glad You Came/ I Need Your Love/ Counting Stars mashup, then talk with me and I'll try to find somewhere else to practice.
Speaking of which, anyone want to buy a cover CD?
Dog sized Venus fly trap, but it may grow exponentially over a short period of time, so it would be best to be prepared.
Ah, that explains what happened to my folder about Guise's Twin Brother. Thought the bite pattern was weird.
Well, I'll head to the pet shop and grab some adjustable leashes for you. I could also drop off some cover CDs for Lord Flash Fire while I'm out, but I'll need a disguise so I'm not held responsible for whatever terror that unleashes upon the world. The mustache and trenchcoat just don't cut it anymore.
not to worry my friend. I have the perfect solution. pulls out glasses put these on and you'll look like a completely different person.
Trenchcoat and a moustache is one of the worst disguises ever. Now, Trenchcoat and a hat, you're invisible. Trenchcoat, hat, and glasses, people will only see a slightly distorted reality that is the source of your presence.
*walks into the dorm* wooh
man it's dead in here. *dusts things off* sure has been a while since anyone's been here. Sure brings back memories. *walks into his room* wait a minute... Someone messed with my setback memrobilia collection. I had every setback comic book in mint condition perfectly organized but all the mint chocolate chip ice cream has been eaten. Now it's not in mint condition.
I guess it closed over the holidays?
Or something. I'm gonna go down to the basement and check to see if anything escaped. It doesn't matter wether it escapes from the lab or the cult hideout, it's probably bad either way.
Careful.
I have a bunch of traps set up for just that eventuality.
What?
*steps in five traps at once somehow*
ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
that hurt. I must really be losing my touch.
*takes another step and steps in another trap*
Ow!
*scratches head*
How did he...?
I mean, I didn't set that many...
*cringe*
Ooh, I forgot about that one. I must've been angry that day...
*slowly makes his way back upstairs, setting traps off along the way*
its times like these when I realize what being a setback fan really entails.
Oh, that one was mean, Blackfang!
As long as none of the weird plants in my room got out, X-Metal should be okay.
Thank you. bows
That said… throws handaxe
traps fall inert
I'll reset these before I leave next time.
*grabs void jelly bagel* it's okay guys. I'm an eldritch being, remember. *takes a bite and has a stupid grin*
Yes, but letting you get caught up in those traps is... inefficient.
And your head might break one of them. (:P)
Hey, uh anyone know what baron blade is doing on the roof. He's been up there for hours muttering about "putting an end to the legacy line" and "my ultimate creation".
Im kind of worried to be honest
*sigh*
I forgot that we leased that space out, to be honest. Let me make sure he's not trampling on my Ghost Pepper seedlings. And maybe move hem away from any mutagens he might have.
And also to maybe see what it would cost to have him GM a version with even more capsaicin.
*heads to the roof*
Hey guys. I just got back from the store. Our fridge needed stocking up and since the closest grocery store (strange food metaphors r us) recently came out with a new product, time curly fries, I fuigured I'd buy some.
Ooh! I've been wanting to try those, but I've been so busy with my personal projects I haven't had a chance.
So, you haven't had the… time?
Anyway, yeah, I could go for some of those too. Also, has anyone thanked Guise yet for getting us a hot tub?
Blamed, yes. Thanked, no.
Seriously, don't turn that thing on.
Time Curly Fries for everyone *tosses curly fries to everyone*
Pst...
hey fandorm!
guess who got a copy of sentinels of freedom!
i just need a systne to play it on!( all mine were recinfigured by tachyon fans "For Scinence!" (Look at that, a callback to something I didn't see! In your face logic!)) And then we can all play!
*on a boat*
ooh, look, an ancient thread that I trawled up from the depths of the ocean.
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My Stuff!!!
I will never let this thread die! I will keep it alove if it kills me!
/me brandishes ceremonial dagger
You sure about that?
*summons eldritch power from beyond all dimensions*
I'm sure.