Yarn puns and such

Here's a kitten dressed as a cowboy.


Wow, your crocheting is getting really realistic.

I knew I'd pull the wool over your eyes with that.

Darn that was a good pun.

Fixed that for you. 

Fixed that for ewe. 

EDIT: Also, darn.

This Chrono Ranger promo is the best fur me.

I always get hooked into pun threads. It really gives me the needle.

Wait, that's not true. I've never felt better.

I’m glad this forum can put aside arguments like that without dropping a stitch. At sew many other online communities posting a cute cowboy kitten would be like casting perls before swine.

I find this offensive. Adorable kittens mock everything I stand for.

FTFY

I'h having trouble thingking if I can fabricate a better pun, but I guess I'm not as crafty, I guess,

Silverleaf starts a new split thread again!

Let's not pin our hopes on this being a template for the future. I suggest you lot cut it out before it ends up being completely stuffed. You've got to be careful not to let things get out of shape, then it's just a matter of attending to the details. Eventually you end up with a cuddly toy. No, wait, I meant an on-topic thread. What were we talking about again?

A trip to the yarn store to buy interesting yarns? Alpaca bag!

What a nice string of puns in this thread.

I’m actually a little bit sad about the split, for once. I like the idea of the parent thread’s OP just losing all traction for his venom in a sea of fluffy yarn.

whispers That was at least part of my motivation.

I’m out of yolks so I don’t want to beat the thread to death so I’m not going to crack any yolks with this yarn sow I’m not weaving any thing sew I’m out don’t expect anything from me ewe sheepish people.