Forced Forum Discard

I discarded Homework and Laundry Folding.

I discard arenson9 and Rabit.

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Dang it. Now I have to do everything.

My hand is too awesome so I guess I'll skip my next turn.  

I am a magical love prince so I have no need for turns or cards, I'll simple step on to the next page and wait for you all to catch up with me there.

I'll discard my Get Out of Jail Free card and a Draw 4. Yahtzee! I win!

Could someone please put me back on top of the deck? I'm getting buried in the trash!

Sigh

Still no though

Don't worry Rabit I'll use "What were you talking about? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention." to get you out of the trash.

Except…Andy's also in the trash, and I need him for the radio play.

I'll have to get back to you on that.

I discarded "Work ethic" and "Studying" so that I can still have my next turn to use my base power of "Senioritis"

So you've had Senioritis since you were born? Are you playing a promo version of yourself, Evandan?

I'll skip my turn. That means I get to sleep in and watch tv all day tomorrow, right?

Yep, you have my permission.

Is Craig also in your deck, Pydro?

Of course.

I got Reckless in my deck. Didn't discard him. Will hopefully be able to play him soon since he decreases psychic damage dealt to me.

I don't have a hand because I'm in Nielzabub's deck.

Hooray!  No responsibility!

It's exactly that kind of attitude that keeps you from having your own deck.

I'll discard Short Attention Span and Fancy NERF Crossbow.

I have no cards to discard right now.

Sorry, i'm a villain target so I have no hand. Yay for being a villain target!

You also have no turn to skip.  Or a player for that matter.

Hey! We no longer need to discard 2 cards or skip our turn, I wonder who dealt with Omnitron?

Damn it, I already skipped. :(

It must have been those guys from Dice Hate Me who got rid of Omnitron. Omni got so upset that the dice didn't like him that he left.

The round ended. Internet Omni is just waiting for his next turn, which could be tomorrow or three years from now. I mean, it's taken quite a while for Omni to have a turn that mattered.

I will say that when the dice go against you Omnitron is a terrible character.

I've discarded "Society of Edna St. Vincent Millay" and "Chance au jeu, malheureux en amour."

Those more or less describe my life for the next few weeks, and I wish they didn't.

Alright guys, we need to come up with a game plan before Omni's next move. I've got an Esoteric Knowledge in my hand that I can use to deal some psychic damage. I can do more damage though if Reckless is also in play. I'll probably need to do that first.

I have a Board Game All-Nighter which I could use to give you an extra card play, if that would help.

You're a team player, Meerkat. I wonder if anyone has the Mountain Dew or Doritos cards.

Would you accept Monster Rehab Rojo in place of the Mountain Dew?

Reluctantly. We have to make due with the cards we have instead of the cards we wish we had.

I have Throwback Mountain Dew.  Will that work?

I had 'Doritos', but I had to discard it, so I could keep 'Last Shred Of Sanity'.

Can anybody draw from the trash?

Yeah! Draw from the trash! 

It's really boring in here.

And kinda smelly.

Such a grouch.

(I'm wondering how many folks will actually get that one…)

A masterful reference! Surely it’s worthy of an Oscar!

Scram! slams lid

I think the next card on top of my deck is Spring Break, so I should be able to play two cards next turn.

Before Omnitron's next move, I can play "One-handed Cut" to shuffle my deck, draw a card, and play a card.

(Actually, I really DO know two different ways to cut a deck of cards one-handed.)

I use a katana.

...just make sure your hand isn't in the way when I go to cut.

I discard civil forum argument and too many explanations of the exact same thing. Next turn I will play A very funny discussion

Apparently I discarded my good health.  Could someone play Reclaim from the Deep for me?

I guess Omnitron got the BSoD. Everyone can go home now! Heroes win.

Skip

Because I have a great hand

my hand
Mario:sonic:Falcon kick:Falcon punch:ultimate form:finale beam:chaotic energy:pivot stick figure:true power.

Um guys not to distress you but unfortunately more villains are here.

I always knew Craig would betray us one day.

Um ok who is responsible for the evil clones of us.

I have 2 good card’s in play one of the card’s let’s me use the same power 2 times in a row the other one let’s me play cards = to the amount of card’s I have in play.

Craig flips from Demure Office Worker side to Revealed Sabateur side.

I may be an office worker, but I'm sure not demure. You should see the sexy outfits I wear to work.

This includes my hero card

Pics or it didn't happen!

My turn I’m going to play chaotic energy ultimate from pivot stick figure Mario and true power and now I use my power 2 times and get from it heroes blade and hero of light.

My turn again I play heroes blade hero of light and finale beam we win