NI
Nielzabub
2015-02-23 03:58 UTC
#1
So, I've decided to read the book. I'm only about six pages or so in, but I think I have enough info to start a drinking game.
Take a drink whenever:
Someone says that Kate is tenacious.
Ana says either to herself or outloud that Christian Gray is arrogant.
Finish your drink if Ana refers to Christain Gray as a control-freak.
Whenever the author uses a cliche without any sense of irony.
Whenever someone or something talks in a stern voice.
Whenever someone or something talks in a nice voice.
Take a shot whenever someone raises an eyebrow. Take an additional shot if an adverb is used to describe how the eyebrow was raised.
Optional rule: Take a shot whenever Ana remarks how handsome Christian Grey is. After 6 pages, you'll be wasted.
SI
Silverleaf
2015-02-23 04:19 UTC
#2
Can I just drink myself into oblivion instead of having to read that crap?
NI
Nielzabub
2015-02-23 04:24 UTC
#3
You need an excuse to drink yourself into oblivion?
SI
Silverleaf
2015-02-23 04:28 UTC
#4
I can't remember the last time I had more than about 5 drinks in an evening, but then I don't really go out much.
So apparently yes, I need an excuse.
ME
Mezike
2015-02-23 10:43 UTC
#5
The last time I tried to read any of that tripe it drove me to drink, no games required. I think I would pass out during the preface if I tried to play this particular game.
PH
phantaskippy
2015-02-23 14:25 UTC
#6
I've got a better game:
Slap yourself really hard in the face anytime you think about reading the book.
Grab a good drink and play a fun game of Sentinels any day you don't slap yourself.