Money Puns!

It's about making cents.

Are you trying to convince us that you have a yen for currency puns?

Euro bunch of idiots if you don't think a mod will pound this thread into the ground for these franc-ly terrible puns.

The next one to derail a thread for the sake of puns will be drawn and quartered. We gotta change our ways.

Pun threads are getting to be a real problem on these forums.

I'm not sure a thread about Guise can be derailed.

Sorry, you failed to make a currency pun and so are disqualified. Turkish lira.

Incidentally, for anyone who claims that my previous message didn't contain a pun, I'll have you know that there are pieces of eight different puns hidden away in it.

My first post had three puns in it, so I am not obliged to make another pun until I have made two additional posts in this thread.

Back on topic, has anyone checked the flavour text to see if an anagram of Guise is in any of them? That might be a clue.Or it might indicate you have too much time on your hands if you do go looking

Some people would peso much to be involved in pun threads like this.

Hard to split it when you go back on topic.

Thanks, Silverleaf!

In my defence, Matchstickman snuck the on topic thing in while I was posting.

I will not take the blame for your lack of skills!

This never would have happened had you been wearing a hat.

TRAINS.

These puns are becoming COINtagous. I was cent to try and stop it, but I guess I couldn't keep up with the peso

Time to Carpe Dime, we gotta get going if these puns are going to 'Make my pay'

More loons here than you could possibly find in a dollar store in Toronto.

Oh you guys. Don't ever change.

I don't intend to, that's why I have been wearing the same underpants for the last 3 months!

Inside or outside?

Not sure if it's counted as being inside or outside if no pants are involved.

I wear them front, I wear them back. I wear them inside out, then front and back.

Doesn't it get cold under those robes?

That's why he carries that hot water bottle with him wherever he goes.