A Cookie for Rabit

I LOVE this power!

Thank you Rabit. Have a cookie.

Do Rabits like cookies?

Mine does. He's not allowed anything sugary but that doesn't stop the greedy little git from trying to steal pretty much anything cereal-based I'm trying to eat. Also I make him tiny rabbit cookies with banana, carrot, and grass pellets.

Rabit can have a banana, carrot and grass cookie. Good bunny.

So, how do bunnies get bananas in the wild?

From the grocery store, silly.

Have you not seen any of those nature documentaries with acres of Bunny Banana Plantations stretching as far as the eye can see? With twitching nose and quivering tail, they busy themselves throughout the day hopping along the natural paths between plants, digging out errant weeds and occasionally (okay, okay, very often) napping in the shade of particularly attractive fronds. Their keen sense of sight and smell allows them to easily spot pests and diseases in their crop such as Rhizome Rot and Black Stigatoka, and their reknowned speed and stamina ensures that they can easily cover the entire plantation in comfortable time each day (even with plenty of time for the occasional or even frequent nap). As of such Bunny Bananas are considered amongst the finest crops of Musa Paradisiaca by gourmands, but as the Bunny economy is virtually non-existant they are under no pressure to export any of their harvest. These two factors combined explain why they are so unutterably and amazingly difficult to source in the common market, so don't blame yourself for not being familiar any of this.

I did NOT derail this thread!

You may not have been the penny on the tracks, but you were the conductor. ;)

I blame Ronway.

Are you trying to derail the thread into "everyone blame Ronway"?

Mmmmm... Cookies... 

Although I personally love carrot cake. 

(Thanks for all the entertainment, folks! )

I also love carrot cake. What I don't love is the cream cheese frosting you inevitably get with it that is about 97% sugar so you can't tell it actually has any cream cheese in it.

Cream cheese frosting should taste of cream cheese, dammit. And vanilla.