McBird Puns

<Split from the WotC character cards thread>

Probably "Mc"

"Beware the mighty McGloomweaver, or perhaps the dastardly McMatriarch?"

Oooohhhh… I like that one

McMatriarch: Rook City's favorite fast food chain.

Where everything tastes like chicken.

Everyone thinks their McNuggets are quite fowl.

I've never heard such a bird-brained idea.

we're about to fly off with more puns, aren't we?

There's no need to crow about it.

I'm not the only one of this flock who caws about puns

We just dove right into another pun thread. Being this swift to start punning must be a cardinal sin, surely.

Soon McBehrer will be ranting and raven about too many pun threads. We must be robin him of all sanity.

I was actually going to complain about poaching on my name territiory, but the stupid pun threads are pretty fowl too.

Aukward! Pun threads are the albatross around McBehrer's neck. I, however, love them beakause I'm a complete gannet for silliness. I'm just that kind of gull.

(Actually I'm just happy to be able to talk about tits and boobies.)

"Welcome to McChicky's!  What can I put in your beak?"

Or am I the only fan of Bob's Burgers on this forum?

That one flew over my head.