Colors!

Blue!

Violet!

To quote one of my favorite authors...

"Black.  Not dark brown; not almost black; black, like the deepest pit of a supervillain's loveless heart.

Velma shook herself.  One little television special, a flashback, and a blackmail threat, and she was falling back into the dangerous habit of thinking in metaphors.  That way lay capes and action figures and talk show appearances.  Better to think in literal terms, and leave the shitty poetry for the comic books.

The coffee was black."

Orange!

Hint of Tuscan sun!

Orange!

EDIT: Ninja'd!

Red is always best

Unless you need to hide

EDIT: Now with actual colour!

Teal!

Most people can't see octarine.

Octarine!

Also, Chartreuse! 

You're right.  Fixed.

That doesn't even remotely look greenish-yellow purple.

FRIENDSHIP!

Wait... Taupe!

Nice!

Edit: Dang it!  Quote does not retain the awesomeness of the original.  He's a real jerk.

off

Crimson!

Yes it does.  It just requires some… persuasion.

On!

What?

The switch has been turned to OFF

The kill switch?

ENGAGE

Loved "Velveteen vs. the Junior Super Patriots", but "…vs the Multiverse" hit every cylinder.

Also, black.

Yeah, she really did an outstanding job with those books.  I'm curious to see if she writes anything about Vel's further adventures in Halloween and Winter, though I rather doubt it.

I think that McGuire is still writing them on livejournal. (*Checks the internets*)

Yup!

http://seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com/tag/velveteen%20vs.

Ooh! Excellent!