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Disagree with assertions made in last post.

TRAINS!!!

Points out flaws in the logic of post. Also explicit comments about poster's mother.

Intractable situation.

Calls for judgement on both parties by new Community Manager!

Inevitable derailment of the entire thread into an endless stream of train- or boat-related puns… Or, for bonus points, both at once.

Reply to thread in general, unnecessarily quoting the post before mine with the unstated, but still obvious, intent of starting another quote pagoda and breaking the entire formatting of the forum.

Pleas for community to manage itself.

*vision-obscuring device deployment in order to cover escape* 

Traditional mod post supporting other mod's pleas (but with recognition of other mod's new, improved role ).

Argument about which cameo character is better.

[REDACTED]

Rant about censorship.

obnoxious post blatantly ignoring mod's post request for some semblance of order

1000 word post about how I have the right to say whatever the hell I want without having to create paragraphs.

Link to Rick Astley video (which actually turns out to be a video of a cat falling off a chair).

Third post in quick succession, demanding to know why no-one's replied to me yet.

Double post.

Expression of surprise about double post.

Quick answer before an inevitable frenzy, with a healthy glee as the subject

Unrelated rules question that bears no resemblance to the thread title.

Pointing out that you made a double post, despite your recognition of such in the post that followed immediately afterward.

Personal comment to you, obviously mistaking you for someone else.

Plea for mods to bud off messages not about OP, suggests "Subject Line Too" as new heading

Post that's completely relevant to the OP, so that the off-topic stuff is now impossible to split out from the main thread.

Post that's a clear misinterpretation of OP

Post to say I hate most of the people in the thread now.

QUICK EDIT: to make sure you know I'm not talking about you.

Post suggesting that anyone who doesn't understand this is a complete n00b.

Usual apologies for not splitting the thread before it got back on track.

Useless reminder to keep things civil.

Confusion at the over-familiarity of your post. Inability to separate sarcasm from irony.

Thinly-veiled reference to an exiled former member.

Complete overreaction to this.

Rule #15

Refusal to play to play with official rules.

Statemwnt that my interpretaion of a card is right regardless of what the designer says.

No apology for triple post (so this isn’t really here).

Statement that the game seems too easy/hard for a group of 2/6 people. House rules after one play.

Fiddly.

Refusal to carry on the argument whilst only stoking the fire at the same time.

400 word inaccurate post about statistics.

Hopeful attempt to give a second chance.

Quote of a small section of your post which means something completely different out of context, and a mostly incoherent argument against it.

New member claiming to be a friend of exiled former member.

Non sequitur (which is actually a veiled hint about either something in the canon which raises questions frequently or of things yet to come).

Post exploring in length things that connect to non sequitor only in my imagination.  Insistance that all the major threads of the multiverse stem from my imaginings.

EDIT:  Statement disagreeing with all rules posts on this thread, with no rational whatsoever.

Oddly compelling detailed and convoluted theory about some as-yet unreleased aspect of the story, failing to take into consideration an important and extremely obvious piece of information that everyone already knows.

Pointing out that extrememly obvious piece of information, and referring to my post directly above.

Demand for evidence of the validity of said obvious piece of information.

Some mildy-humorous post only tangentially related to anything in the thread above it.

Then a comment that supports the convoluted theory and yet show that I also forgot the blatant evidence against it and missed it being pointed out.

Ragequit.

Ramble about at least 7 different non-canon storylines that come together to support the potential of previous rambling post, without any reference or statement making it clear what the point of this post is.

CAPSLOCK WALL OF TEXT WITH NO PUNCTUATION

Post about the awesomeness of this community as evidenced by all the awesome things in this topic.

Bla

Unrelated congratulations for someone in the community.

General good things stated about said person, and an antecdote from that one time I met him at a convention.

Anecdote about an unrelated convention.

Small rant about inability to go to conventions.

Rambling about all conventions that I will soon be attending, globally 

Strong assertation of my complete lack of envy.

Denigrating comments about any convention I don't attend.

Futile plea to get question in original post answered by anyone at all (even Ronway).

Assertion that no bigotry is meant, followed immediately by a hugely bigoted statement.

Random interruption into whatever's being discussed in order to mention something relevant to a post made half a thread ago, due to not having been online when that post was made.

Explanation of how the thread was too long to read in its entirety, followed by statements already made by at least five other people.

Pointless observation that has already been discussed to death due to not really understanding what the thread's about but still wanting to be a part of thread in some vain, unrealistic hope of becoming more popular.

Like sixteen train puns.

Bemoaning the collapse of Western society, evidenced here by an obvious disregard for the OP and the lunacy that is pun threads.

Grandiose moralizing on the virtues of top 10 lists.

Something hashtag.

A need to demand the creator acknowledge and incorporate my excellent OC, Original the Character, into the Sentinels Multiverse.

Do not steal.

Post railing against the evil Cursed Acolyte


Links to three other threads where the same question has already been discussed before. Admonition of new users who do not read through all 4,300 previous threads on the site before posting questions.

Another post of links.

Complaints about not being the first to post the links

Post edited so all it says is NINJA-ed!

That Boromir meme.

Repeat of question earlier in thread, bemoaning the search function of the forums.

A typical Ronway post.

Necro eight months after the thread goes idle to make a blatantly incorrect statement about the unrelated rules question.

Complaint about necroing a thread instead of creating a new one each time someone asks the same question.

Expression of surprise that [user A] hasn't done/said [thing B] like they usually do.

Post apologizing for not deleting the spambot post earlier.

Some kind of secret message hidden in white text.

Sad post acknoledging the correctness of previous post by forum user Ronway.

Exhortation of said forum user to cast judgement on an undertermined object.

Interjection asking a question that was answered three times already in this thread.

[user A] then doing/saying [thing B]

Pointing out that said question was answered three times already in this thread.

Providing links to all three times.

Suggestion that some people really have nothing better to do with their lives than sit around on the forums all day waiting to post links every time a question is asked to which the answer lies in a really obscure post in the middle of some huge thread that hasn't been posted to for several months.

Complaint about the search function on the forum, ignoring the earlier identical complaint.

Wacky joke done out of boredom and desire to be relevant to the conversation.

Request to change the name of the thread to better reflect the topic (as it has evolved) and improve search capabilities.

Condescending remark to everyone complaining about the search function. Several examples of when search engine was useful.

Several examples of when your mother was useful.

Joke about not being able to think of any.

Laughing at said joke.

Claiming of forum badge for being funny.

Claiming of forum badger for being funny.

Picture of a crocheted badger.

Demand for crocheted badger. Offer friendship as payment.

Many Squee's for crocheted thing.

Request for Akash'bhutah to be crocheted next.

Expression of my personal belief that this is the single greatest thread in the history of every forum, ever.

Request for the yarn necessary to achieve such a feat.

Reminder to nominate for awards.

Reveal of playtester-only information.

<Edited by Mod to remove playtester-only info>

Link to other, better thread.

EDIT: wrong link.

Expression of agreement without adding any new, useful content

Single-word post made with the sole intention of boosting my post count.

Vague post that neither agrees nor disagrees with anything said, and is only slightly related to the topic.

Growling about revealed playtester information.

Threatening glares.

Random Train pun to derail thread

Faster-Than-Light travel pun to get things moving again.

Spam

One forum post without so much Spam in it.

So much spam with a forum post in it.

another iteration of the previous 2 posts, with the same words in a different, nonsensical order

Complaint about all the spamming. Link to article about how spammming is ruining the country.

Video of Monty Python's Spam sketch.

Video of Monty Python Spam sketch with cats, which turns out not to be available in your country.

Rant about the BBC only making content available in some places.

Apology for ranting

Presses face in keyboard to discover resulted conglomeration.

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Lack of post due to waining attention span.

Spelling Nazi urges kick in.

Invocation of Godwin's Law.

Convincing argument that I meant my attention was dedicated to driving an old steerable wooden cart.

Ranting about ranting.

Link to argument clinic Monty Python sketch

Quiet wish that this thread had never been started.

Barrage of Monty Python quotes.

Witty nonsequitur.

Posts a response to something 30 posts back, but doesn't quote it.

Post clearly meant as a response to a completely different thread.

Post about how all threads are the same.

Post bemoaning how no one has posted on this thread in forEVer.

Post complaining about necroing.

Post complaining how it's better to necro an old thread than to start a new one for every single subject without bothering to check whether the subject has already been adddressed at some point since the forum was first started up.

Comment agreeing and pointing out it will help search results.

Post sarcastically agreeing that it is totally viable to search through every single thread to see if maybe someone mentioned something similar to what you are about to say before you make a new topic.

Post predicting what the next post in the thread will be and that three other threads on the topic will already exist.

Post that has words that aren’t so relevant to the topic, but causes the thread to pop up first no matter what you search for.

Post blaming Ronway.

Post complaining that everything in the last five posts has already been discussed earlier in the thread, and elsewhere.

Post complaining that people should stop complaining about stuff.

Post asking everyone to continue to keep it civil.

Including a picture of a kitten.

Post complaining about all the people complaining about the people complaining about all the complaining.

Post with a picture of a cuter kitten.

Post trying to subtly move the conversation back on topic

ORANGE!

Post a picture with both a kitten and an orange.  Also post something mildly relevant to the original topic.

Ziggurat.

Rabit with a pancake on his head.

Flapjack Ra!

Was he ihopping around?

Tokyo city like a big playground?

Lament over how this thread used to be cool but has now turned into meaningless puns.

Another pun.

Ziggurat?

Ziggurat.

Ziggurat!

Expression of displeasure at screen-breaking quote monolith.

Points out that I already did a zigguraut earlier in the topic

Adds comment a week and a half after last post to encourage continued dialogue. Pretends to be part of the conversation all along.

Comment that takes advantage of renewed interest in thread to rant about something completely unrelated to anything discussed earlier. Obligatory Hitler comparison.

Reference to Godwin's Law, and request for this thread to be locked.

Accusation of my freedom of speech being violated. Accusation of Meerkat being a communist. Comparison of forum to a fascist regime. Comparison of forum to utilitarianism because I think using more words makes me sound smarter.

Uncomfortable comparison to former forum members.

Awkward apology for earlier comments.

Attempt to get the forum back onto whatever the original topic was, despite being unable to really remember what that was.

Quotes the first post for reference.

Locking of thread. Continuing to post in thread so as to make other forum members unable to respond. Deleting all posts made after locking. Unlocking thread.

You forgot “changing avatar”.

Passive-aggressive comment about power-mad Admins...

Passive means it’s always active, right?

Deletion of first post in thread by original poster, so subsequent posts are now out of context and make little sense.

"Me Too!" reply to the original post, clearly made without having read any of the other posts.

Mention of a very  specific wording, implying more about the universe. Congratulates poster on interesting perspective

Answers OP's original question.

Realises they were the OP.

Congratulates self on deep understanding of the game.

Later, comes back and edits post so that the answer is right after being corrected by subsequent posters.

Post correcting previous post, commenting on how they started the thread.

Arrives. Notices the gods are displeased with the recent lack of sacrifices. Makes sacrifice to Ziggurat. Leaves.