Did you hear . . .

Did you hear about the guy who cooled to Absolute Zero?

Don't worry, he's 0K

That pun caused my computer to freeze.

I demand a complete cessation of all activity in this thread.

Ignore him. Everyone else is cool with it.

Just give gim the cold shoulder.

Maybe we should create a forum just for puns, somewhere you can all chill out...

I thought this was the forum just for puns?!

It's supposed to be. Except people keep disrupting it with talk about some silly card game or something. It's enough to make your blood boil.

I think the mods are going to have a meltdown.

The mods always blow hot and cold.

I bet they would go into thermal shock if we did a wave post.

Uh, yeah, we'd definitely have to throw cold water on that.

Ice bucket challenge?

You mean, you want this thread to freeze.

I think it's already become a hot topic. But let's not get ourselves too fired up - we should just simmer down a bit, stay cool, and freeze any time a Mod or an Admin wanders past to see if we're up to no good ;).

Absolutely.

You just need to Let it Go.

The cold never bothered me anyway.

...

I got nothing, my brain has turned to slush.

Careful, or we'll get an icy stare from imprimis5 again.

There's snow way they can stop this thread. Icy no reason to.

All hail our illustrious mods!

I'm too cool to join in on this exchange of puns. I'm giving you guys the cold shoulder and just walking away.

Don't let this snowball out of control.

Yeah, we don’t need a flame war here.

Are you guys proud of your antics? Do you really want this to be this forums legacy?

That I want that I am Absolute.  Zero regrets here.  

This forum's Legacy may be young, but I am certain that this forum shall leave only the Finest of Legacies behind.  I personally feel that our community is the Greatest Legacy a forum could have.

I’m just imagining a lukewarm response.

TRAINS.

I like trains.

You are delusional, there are no trains here. The wrong kind of snow is on the line

After living Wales for three years and relying on trains to get back home to the Midlands, statements like that send a chill down my spine.

Hey, I live in the Midlands! Derbyshire born and bred. S'no joke when the trains aren't running.

That's why we need Baron Blade in charge.

His Crystalline Water Ice Impulsion Devices are engineered to remove even the wrong types of snow.

He can make the trains run on time in any season, and his revolutionary policies toward illegal orbiting bodies will bring about less harsh weather and calmer seas!

Support Baron Blade, and a brighter, less moon filled tommorrow.

Ttying to derail our pun thread? Looks like I’ll have to put it back on track.

But, ice of you to drop by.

Being from Derbyshire as well, I get a frosty look when I say public transport is useful. Especially on the long journeys back from Liverpool when I tend to flake out. Precipitation.