Christopher's Beard

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“And underneath the beard…” (holds flashlight under chin) “…was another beard!”

It's beards all the way down!

So, Christopher is a … beard? For whom?

It's a beard balanced on the backs of four beards which, in turn, stand on the back of a giant beard, swimming through interstellar space.

I see what you did there.

And somewhere on that beard are beard dwarves who mine the fifth beard that crashed into the beard years ago.

It's getting a bit hairy in here.

Agreed, it’s time we clipped this short.

If we carry on like this, a mod might close the thread. And I dread locks.

It really gets my Goatee the way these threads always descend into puns, it’s a Royale pain. I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the mods did lock it, although that would be barberous so it could be a close shave either way.

Barbarous. I love it. It works on multiple levels. Ten points for Gryffindor.

I have no beard puns to contribute.  I merely let my avatar stand as a reminder, never forget!