<Split from Come to me my Minions! Um minions? >
By me, Matchstickman, and my amazing mod like powers! Also, I obviously made the thread title as no one else has claimed it yet
You're worse than Baron blade with his Terralunar Impulsion Beam, time to bring this Foote… to heel.
Toe-n the puns down a bit
Oh gods, not more puns. All of you can go to heel.
Hey! I'm the sole one that starts pun chains!
Careful. I don't want to see the beginning of an arch enemy relationship.
Please mods, don't split the thread, we're having a ball.
It'll be a huge feet if this thread manages to stay intact
I'm about to tars-al of it.
Ok, that made me shake my head. I am so sorry.
This thread is already rather corny. It's a shoe-in for a split.
I'm flip-flopping back and forth on the issue.
TRAINS.
You can't expect us to hold our tongues when there's punning to be done! Lighten up, don't be so straight-laced. I know we're clogging up the forums with our nonsense, but humour is good for the sole.
She obviously has high-heeled hopes.
Nice title edit!
This is a load of cobblers.
I knew this thread was too metatarsal to remain unsplit!
Do we have to pay for all this thread-splitting? Who's gonna foot the bill?
Let's give pun-haters the boot!
Dammit, I thought this would be a discussion thread for the hobby of recreational perambulation. I protest the thread title's failure to warn me of pun infestation.
Just assume we're always doing that.
To be fair, if a thread's been split there's a good chance it's because we're punning.
But I guess some people this kind of humour is knot funny.
Straight-laced individuals prefer threads cobbled together with more seriousness. A loose tongue and puns leads to a worn sole in their minds. Especially as people try to shoe-horn too many puns into one thread. They moccasin our attempts to out pun the previous punster. Those heels. :D
>:(