Pydro returns

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He returns! Wow!

Who?

You, stranger.

PYDRO!

Wow! I heard that all the way over here.

Threads aren't going off topic anymore?

So much has changed.

Thought I'd move this someplace else - hope no one minds.

Welcome back, Pydro. Great to see ya!

Oh, they do, but when they deserve their own, special place, we give them that honor.

You haven't missed much, really. Oh, and if you just send me a message, I can get your credit card information up to date.

YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

Oh happy day!

Welcome back Pydro.

Thanks!

I welcome you back a second time, sir!

Oh look, Pydro is back from his time traveling adventures. Get any good loot while gone?

I did, but on the way back I was mugged by a moose with a freeze-ray.

Damn moose...

Thank god for this thread. I have been trying to return my Pydro for ages, it is defective; who do I see about that?

Do you still have your receipt?  Has it been no more than 30 days since the sale?

My Pydro appears to be fake! I didn't get in on the Kickstarter so I got one from a guy on eBay, but it looks really cheap and it doesn't even work properly and it's missing several important parts, and now the seller's not responding to my messages.

YOU want to complain? I'm the one who has to sit here, wearing these damn shoes all day, while Pydro over there gets a GSF card named after him! And don't get me STARTED on this bloody office I'm stuck in...

Whoa whoa whoa, lets take this to the arguement thread...

What? I thought this was complaints!

At least the moose didn't bite you.  I hear those can be quite nasty.

Nasty ain't even the half of it. Try giving that thing a muffin, see what happens.

The title of this thread sounds like a hollywood, gritty reboot. “Pydro has returned to the Greater than Games forums only to find them overrun with immature jerks. The forumites live in fear of the rampant flaming and trolls. Pydro must bring justice and peace back and he must do it in an over the top gruffy man voice, pecks bigger than his head, and a beard he probably should’ve shaved off months ago.”

Its actually the title of the next GSF expansion. But keep that on the hush hush. Nobody knows that yet, not even Christopher. Keep this between us.

But Christopher reads all the forums. You have doomed us all.

A moose once bit my sister…

She needs to stop carving her initals where they don't belong

The staff of this site wish you to know they have just been sacked.

And that those responsible for sacking those people who were sacked have themselves been sacked. 

And grounded up into a fine powder with 101 uses.

Okay let's get Ralph the Wonder Llama in to clear up the mess...

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This is one of my favorite threads of all time.

I would like to nominate this thread for an award.

I think Pydro should get the "Return With The Dawn" award too

lmao. Too perfect. 

Pydro's back? It feels like it's been forever... I thought he was lost... I was so worried... I barely slept!