How do I change my username?

Hey, Sorry if this is in the wrong place but I was wondering how I go about changing my username.

Simon

Ask a Mod! PM a Mod with what you want your new name to be.

Or duel a Mod and steal their power.

Can we duel at dawn with our flintlock pistols? If not I suppose I’ll just ask them to change it.

I believe the approved method is train puns at twenty paces.

The trick is then of course to have a one track mind and not get derailed from your objective.

FTFY