Top Ten List of Things I Hope to Never See In The Multiverse

Top Ten List of Things I Hope to Never See In The Multiverse

A moment of silliness insprited by reading Abstract Studio's version of Number 10

1. The Naturalist Steampunk rebrand
2. The humanizing story about Baron Blade’s love of puppies
3. K.N.Y.F.E. changing her name to Danger Imminent - Reaction Killin’
4. Absolute Zero vodka product placement
5. Akash'bhuta, the computer hacker rebrand
6. Visionary psychedelic 3D Comics*
7. The Six Million Dollar Mr. Fixer
8. Parse and Fanatic go on a drive down Route 66 trying to find America. Neither really relates to normal people very well.
9. Storylines about Tyler Vance being too *ahem* attached to his Bunker suit
10. Easy Readers featuring the Freedom Five-Year-Olds

*Unless done by J. H. Williams III

I'd love to see Absolute Zero do an ad for Absolute Zero vodka.

Number 3? As long as it's not Supreme Gal In Annihilating Nogoodniks Doing Ultra Bad Hobbies.

SGIANDUBH? Or is that SGANDUBH since some accronyms don't include small letters. Either way, I don't get it…

Seriously.

We need that S.G.I.A.N.-D.U.B.H. promo card!

Confuse: Cause 2 Psychic to a villain target as they try to pronounce your name.

AKA "Scots Gaelic"

Not a funny one, but 

Any connection whatsoever between the Megalopolis from the Multiverse, and the comic Leaving Megalopolis.

And Number 10 could be fun if it ended up in the style of Tiny Titans.