Code on Parse's Character card

Hey, is anyone else out there a programmer and interested in the code on Parse's character card?  Does anyone know what the text says?  Most of it is covered up, but maybe the people at >G can tell us what it is?  I realize it may be completely random code that doesn't actually do anything, just looks cool, but I'd still like to know!

Googling some pertinent lines, it looks like it's this code:

http://www.planet-source-code.com/vb/scripts/ShowCodeAsText.asp?txtCodeId=8733&lngWId=3

Take a look at the description and see how it could relate to Parse =)