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Godai
2018-08-16 17:08 UTC
#1
...and I have to wait for my wife to get home from work before I am allowed to open it.
Delayed gratification!
Oblivæon has arrived!
7 posts · 314 views · started 2018-08-16 17:08 UTC
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UXM266
2018-08-16 18:21 UTC
#2
Just say that <REDACTED> forced you to open it!
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bobbertoriley
2018-08-16 18:26 UTC
#3
Just don't say <REDACTED>, actually say who they are.
Go all in and make things even worse. 
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PlatinumWarlock
2018-08-16 18:41 UTC
#4
No, no, no...you need to text her pictures of the cards as you're opening the decks. :D
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Better_Believe_It_s_Andrew
2018-08-16 18:58 UTC
#5
Especially text her pictures of <REDACTED>.
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PlatinumWarlock
2018-08-16 19:13 UTC
#6
Now I'm just picturing that one scene from American Beauty, only with OblivAeon cards instead of rose petals...
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UXM266
2018-08-16 20:04 UTC
#7
Or have some real fun and photoshop the box with burnt edges, holes, and damages.
Sens that to her!