Slowest Damage Race Ever

So, we were just playing a game (on Steam) against Plague Rat in the Pike Industrial Complex, and it turned into the slowest Plague Rat game I've ever seen.

The Environment got two Checmical Explosions, and then two Biomemetic Plasma Vats, two Supercooled Trisolven Vats, and three rats before getting an Irridated Cyclohexane Vat.

Which meant that all non-irreducible damage was at -2, everyone healed 2 hp a turn, and very little damage was dealt.  And the only infected hero was Mr. Fixer, who had Mantis out.  So the game took a while.

Wow.  That is a great setup.

Yes, but we were lucky that we had Expat, Ra, and Mr. Fixer on our side.  There's not a lot of heros that can repeatably push out the kind of damage we needed to deal to whittle Plague Rat down.  And if we'd been hit by that 7+ damage Checmical Explosion?  That would have hurt badly.