Something my idle brain did the other day. Just change the names:
Mister Fixer → The Iron Chef
Pipe Wrench → Frying Pan
Jack Handle → Pizza Spatula
Dual Crowbars → Carving Knife and Fork
Grease Gun → Turkey Baster
Tool Box → Kitchen Cupboard
Overdrive → Slice and Dice
Salvage Yard → Leftovers
…somehow, I just feel like the theme translates perfectly!
We did a game on google plus once where we decided to pretend we were playing the knockoff version of the game. We did another one where Apostate was Apasta, and all his relics were related to cooking.
Don't forget we fought Apostrophetate once too.
I know my friend had a slip up and thus Gland Warlord Voss was born. I was thinking of a couple of spoof names for his minions, but nothing came to mind right away
The Gene Bound Glob.
Field Lieutenant Tumor?
We always call Apostate Aprostate and his weapon Constipation.
Centipedes of the Multiverse?
The Video Game!
It's not a tumor!
My Tshirt says that's a thing.
Your Tshirt talks?
Yup. It says "Centipedes of the Multiverse".
I plan to teach another Tshirt to say "Damn it, Ronway!"
I was part of that Apasta game.
It is a badge of honor. There should be a holiday to immortalize our epic and tragic battle.
Tragic? I guess next time, somebody should play Antipasta.
I like plague pikachu. Kills you with a plaque of cuteness
I think I prefer the name Plaguechu.
Gesundheit.
Centipedes of the Nick Nolteverse.
What about Pukachu. Use projectile vomit!
Baron Braid, inventor of the Hair-ier Extension beam
Flavor text: "I'm going to tease this hair to the moon...And then crash it into the Earth!"